Oooh goodie, time to start packing for our UK Minibreak.
What sort of ridiculous accommodation doesn’t have its own towels?
Oh, a caravan right
Is anyone likely to see me in my pyjamas? Is My Little Pony suitable for a 42 year old? How about Tweetie Pie?
Will there be a beautiful backdrop for the perfect Instagram snap? Better pack a flowy dress and floppy hat
Will I need to walk through muddy cow filled fields to get there? Ok, then, chuck in the wellies and a bobble hat.
What will the vibe in The Stardust Cabaret Bar be? Smart casual? Sunday best? Black tie? Better pack for all dress codes.
What do you mean “you’ll probably just wear in the evening what you’ve worn all day?”
I’ll only need two pairs of shoes
Ok, maybe three
Four’s not unreasonable
We’re taking the car, I can just throw in every bloody pair of shoes I own. And every coat just for good measure.
I’ve checked the weather, it’s going to be sunny
But with a bit of light cloud
And then a bit of dark cloud
Is there a weather app which is a bit more consistent?
Three days away. Will nine pairs of knickers be ok?
Oh hang on, is there an M&S within a 20 mile radius? Oh, I’ll just take 6 pairs then
Will our gentle walk turn into a full on hike? Better pack the hiking boots, leggings, rucksack and waterproof trousers, just in case. Don’t want to get caught out on the South West Coastal Path. Again.
I love my denim jacket but as I’m not a euro throwback from the 80s I can’t wear it with jeans